Stuart-Hart's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[3D DREAMS]

It's niiiiiiiiiiiice.......

Hmm... as basic as it is, I was nice and relaxing, but I don't think you needed images for what was going no here, I think you could have been able to draw most of the stuff using Flash itself. That's why I gave graphics a 2 because they are just images (unless you made those 3D things yourself, then I'd give it a 10!).
I gave sound a 10 because I am also a pretty big anime fan and Macross Plus is one of my favourites (I've never heard the Japanese version before).
But, overall, it was nice and it's nice to see something very different instead of all the guts and gore in recent movies.

ReccaTW responds:

Yeah actually I did make them all from scratch using Bryce...it's a cool program

[Stickfigure War - Final]

Heh heh

I wouldn't really call this a stick movie, becaus they don't really look like Stick people, but this looks like a new style!

Anyway, this movie has some nice frame-by-frame animation and very good for a first attempt, although it needed sound. It seems obvious that the idea behind this movie was to do some sort of Dragon Ball Z thing, but that's cool. If it lasted longer, it would have been even better!

[paul#3]

I love this series!!

This Paul series is coming along very good! I really wanna see this go on and on! The graphics, I think, are brilliant because thy create a new style of Flash animation. The animation itself is very well done - things seem simple, but incredibly effective! So far, the story seems great and I love the way you have used the same music but just made it sound different, because I think that music is great!

[Lee Bond: Dr.Nay]

C'mon, Blandy, you can do better than this.

c'mon, Blandy, I know you are much more capable than this! I suppose it is good for a first attempt, but c'mon!! Did you have to use that big audio file?
I'll admit though, the faces were good (except that soldier) and it was funny how you have given him ginger hair to represent yourself, but everything else was pretty crap. It could have really used some sound.

[Kung Fu Shorts 2]

Not as cool, but still cool!

I didn't like thos one as much as the first one, but it was still good and the animation was still excellent.
Keep it up!

[Kung Fu Shorts]

Cool!

Wow! I really liked this! I hope you make a long running series of these! I especially loved the animation you achieved!
Well done!

[Steel Bear 1]

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Hey, MagiteJohn! I'm from the UK too!
Anyway, this movie is really stupid and pointless it's actually pretty funny. It wouldn't have been as funny if it was drawn using the proper Flash tools rather than jpg's, because it wouldn't have looked as cheap or funny.
But, overall, it gets absolutely pointless and crap and it took too long to load.
Just like what Dollphboy said, "Try again, turd".

[Things that hurt (Part 1)]

Hmm

I don't know why, but I found this mildly amusing. The only reason why that was because of the really sarcastic voice over. That's about it though.

[DEATH!6]

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HA HA HA HA HA!!! Christ!! I found this to be one of the greatest portal entries EVER!!! This should be number 1!!!


If you couldn't tell, I was being sarcastic. Very sarcastic. Shit like this should belong at the bottom of the charts. That's all I can say really. This really is bad.


You are a bad animator.
You are a bad artist.
You cannot draw in Flash.
You cannot make people laugh.
I don't know why you bother.

[Olympics1: 100m Sprint]

Oh dear oh dear.....

This is.... how can I say..... absolute SHIT!! Being the creator of "Dangerous Olympics" I thought to myself, "Hmm.... I'm not going to review this, because this person is being foolish and stealing my ideas", but when I actually watched this, CHRIST, it was so bad I HAD to review to say this is a complete bag of shit!

I really can't emphasise the utter crapness of this movie, I mean this must have taken you about 5 minutes to make!

No wonder people think Stick Death movies are bad when people try to do what whats-his-name has done at www.stickdeath.com - they do it so BADLY!

ARGHHH!! JEEZ!!! What a complete fucking waste of time!!